Candyland

Summary

Adventure: Candyland
GM: Anne
Session: Winter 820
Night: Wednesday
Location: Birdlands, Massey
Level: Low

Party

• Seraph - Human Namer Played by Connor
• Vixen - Elf Fire Mage Played by Nikita - Party Leader
• Malga - Human Rune Mage Played by Sam
• Flayre?? - Human Dark Celestial Played by Annuskha - Scribe
• Sensua?? - Elf Shadow Celestial Played by Jesse

Employer: Walter, from Children's Playground

Mission: To deal with whatever is infecting Candyland

Pay: 10,000sp

Scribe Notes

Day one: Guild.

We were asked to meet in the kitchen. (Apparently this is quite normal..) Our “employer” was a 14-year-old blonde haired boy with a surfer-boy look, named Walter. He told us that we were off to a plain called Children’s Playground because Candyland recently is infected with something and it needs fixing. We will be given greaters (4 areas) plus 10,000 silver pieces each plus can keep whatever else we find as payment. Our party of 5 is made up of: Sensua, Vixen, Seraph, Malga & myself (Flayre)

We arrive in the town/plain of the Valley of the Sun. Candyland is five days walk from here. We are given rank 9 greaters. Walters house is a 3-4 story Tower. From there Walter shows us a road to the east which will lead us to Candyland 5 days away. That evening we set camp and establish a split watch order of:

1. Seraph
2. Malga
3. Flayre
4. Vixen
5. Sensua (with 1/2/3 sharing 1/3 night watches & 4/5 sharing 1/2 night watches)

Day 2: The Road.

We head off again heading east on the road. After a while we hear the sound of a lute playing, and then music and singing. The music stops and a man in red “Monsieur Wood” (who is hairy and gay) and his “hairy men” demand “Road tax” from us. We decline and so end up in a battle. Highlights of the battle included: “Come to the bushes with me” said the pretty boy elf to the pretty girl elf (we affectionately nicknamed them The bushwackers) (context: to hide from the enemies of course) Malga becoming crippled by a nasty left arm injury. Sensua yelling “I got Wood” (context: hitting Monsieur Wood) Monsieur Wood threatening to take Seraphs “stuff” (aka fancy true silvered tulwar etc) and being told “you can take your sword and shove it up your ass” right before Seraph spec revs him in the chest with a battle axe. Three of the hairy men flee for their lives whilst one remaining is concussed and then dies. Having killed 5 of the 8 men, we obtain some excellent loot:

• Five sets of leather armour
• Five hand & a half’s (Rank 4) which also have some blacksmith ranks
• A measly 10 silver!
• A set of keys!
• Monsieur woods longbow.

We DA the unconscious Monsieur Woods & obtain that he is a short-lived sentient with a plan of origin of children’s playground. We tie him up & heal him just enough to become conscious so that we can interrogate him. Interrogation as follows:

• What are the keys for? A: a chest!!
• where is the chest? A: in the camp
• where is the camp? A: In the forest (during this time Mulga Chops off his index finger to help with ensured co-operation, so Monsieur Woods is screaming).. (Then also his middle finger.. He screams some more and fully co-operates and gives us good directions to the camp) Approximately 50 feet down the road there is supposed to be a path which leads off to the camp. Our healers re-attach (ish) Monsieur Woods’s fingers and leave him tied to the tree as we set off to find the camp. We warn him of chopping many other body parts off plus other “tortures” on our return if he is found to be lying, but he was in fact truthful about the paths location. I give Mulga, Sensua & myself a cast of shadow-form during our attempted stealthing along the path towards the camp (We stealthed super un-stealthily!) So.. we “sneak” up to the camp ready for battle but find no one around and no traps. We search the camp and loot all the cool stuff we find! We find a flamboyant rainbow tent which contains the chest. After making it safe to open we find inside;
• six potions (3 red-orange healing, & 3 purple-blue witch-sight)
• a large stack of coinage which we determine to be 1000 silver.

There is a layer of felt between these items and something else hiding underneath:

• A true silver hand & a half with
• A very valuable magical scabbard. (It has a very intricate pattern and is also capable of spell storage)
• Our chest is very ornate & heavy & we estimated it to be between 5000 and 20,000 in value
• Our beautiful tent sleeps four persons and weighs 50 pounds.

Now confident that we have obtained everything of value, we head back to the town. 15 minutes down the track we find that Monsieur Woods is gone from the tree where we had left him. The rope and his two detached fingers remain so Mulga takes the fingers for safekeeping (aka keeping the fingers held captive) We also realize that we did not find any instruments in our looting so we pop by the site of the original music on our way back to town. Unfortunately tho, we find it has already been completely cleared. It is a day & a half back to town so on the trip we all tell Mulga that his fingers stink (they really do as they are starting to rot!)

Day 3: Town

We make it back to the bustling town in mid afternoon and knock on Walters door. He is surprised to see us but agrees to hides our cool loot stuff in a secret extra deep cupboard and locks it so it is very super safe. He tells us that Annabel can heal Mulgas arm, so instructs us to head towards the Townhall since she is located in the building to the left of it. A random Mulga rambling: “No one’s a bigger failure than the ones who did nothing at all” We head over to Annabelle’s. There is a sign on the door with a bandage, which says Annabel‘s healing. Annabelle is a 12-ish-year-old girl who tells us that it will take 35 hours to repair the arm and it also requires 2000 silver. Seraph places 2000 silver on the table for her. Us healers want to watch the healing and hopefully learn something, which Annabelle is happy with, but Vixen and Seraph are off to the Tavern together for “a few quiet drinks” (aka spying) Mulga paints colourful beauty on our arms to keep sane during the healing. Day 4 & day 5 are fully spent on the healing, but this work finishes up on the morning of Day 6, so we once again head off down the road. It is Deja-vu except there is no music/singing & no attempted “road taxes” this time. We travel uninterrupted for 5 days to the edge of the candy forest.

Day 11: Candy Forest!

As we near the end of the road, the pebbles become gumballs, and we find occasional sherbet bricks. (They both taste good!) We see the forest... Licorice trees, Candy cane trees etc! (We pack our bags with candy) we head down the path into Candyland and find a handwritten sign indicating that “Gummy Village” is down a side track to the right, and “Candy Castle” is straight ahead (east) We walk to the village first. The air is filled with the smell of sugar. We have seen no wildlife as of yet. Half an hour to 45 minutes later we can see a number of gingerbread houses. There are two gummy guards standing at the entrance to the village. Weird quote from one of the party: “It ain’t easy being sleazy” We indicate that we are peaceful tho I do accidentally offend the gummy person by calling it a gummy bear :( we speak to the gummy guards and they send a smaller gummy to speak to the village Chieftain “Gumee Nola”. We are then led by the baby gummy to a large gingerbread house where we meet Nola - an older gummy woman with a very thiiiick “French” accent. She explains that any dead here are cremated (explaining the very strong smell of sugar).. She also tells us that a couple of weeks ago non-sentient creatures (bears, birds, squirrels etc) started attacking everything which made it unsafe for their children and people, so they now stay within Gummy Village. She thinks the castle (in a place called sugar rush) is the only place this evil magic can be centred, as this is the only place capable of reaching to every corner of Candy-land. She believes the monarchy a good people, and the queen who has been reigning for 30-40 years looks like us (human) except made of sugar. She advises sneaking in or bribery as our only realistic options. Heroes aren’t allowed in the castle normally (tho only since a month ago! - This is a new rule set by the queen apparently?! Suspicious?) We get given cool candy-cane spears by Nola. The plan so far is to head into the town for more intel. Two of us could pass for sugar people apparently, but she says the elves and darker skinned humans would be harder to pass. It is now midday and the party have some banned words amongst themselves: (Cheese, the S word, & the P word) Also, Mulga embarrassing asks Nola about gummy bowel movements which she finds very “rude”.

Day 12

After spending the night we are now heading into the town of Candy castle. 15 minutes up the track we find bear footprints... Mulga tests the tracks (since “it’s all sugar” anyway) and reckons it is fresh. Our Rangers tell us it is within two hours old so very freshly excreted sugar indeed! We continue to head down the path and sure enough half an hour later we hear growling and then see two Bears. We DA and discover “disruption” is on the Bears. The bushwhackers head into the bushes again “because that’s how we roll..” We begin to fight the Bears (with some joking discussion about eating them afterwards, then procreation, anatomical correctness & gum jobs) Both bears stun fairly easily & are eventually killed. Once dead, we DA again & find that the bears nature of creation is reproduction. The disruption also ceases once dead, & the effect upon eating them is: diabetiiis... At nightfall we camp in our rainbow tent. Overnight we hear the noises of bears procreating which is rather disturbing & weird. (The frogs are at it too)

Days 13,14 & 15

We walk for a further three days... On the second day of walk (Day 14) we come out of the forest and into Plains.

Day 15

We can see a large candy-cane castle ahead and a painted brick wall with a large village out front. In the plains there are lots of animals but they all seem to be avoiding the path. We are still a days walk away from the town from here, but as we get closer to the castle walls we see guards firing magic & bows at a mass of animals who are surrounding the walls. Two guards at the bottom are holding glowing swords, & two others standing behind them are casting area affect magic. They are fighting an onslaught of animals including: Dire bears, Bears, A pair of giant frogs & 4 giant snakes. 3 bears & 2 Dire bears are melted in front of us by fire magic, so we melt a Dire bear also. We then stealth forward together and attack the giant frogs. Two of the soldiers are downed by animals. The gate opens and they are dragged inside by squires, who then stand over their bodies. We continue to help fight all the animals until all are dead. The two casters stop casting once the last of the animals are killed. The guardsmen come out and one of the male guards thanks us for helping them. Malga retrieves his axe which he threw during the battle & embedded in a bear. Apparently they have been fighting these animals for hours! We do now notice a great many bodies around, which are melting into the ground. Accelerate decay is in effect (The guards think we are weird since Seraf is staring at the ground) The guard tells us that we aren’t allowed in the castle. Also, only a few certain people can even go in to talk to the queen to ask why. Our plan is still to gather information around town at this stage.

Session 5

Tavern: We wander down the street towards “The sweet roll” tavern. On the way, we notice a few characters who are a bit shady looking. We approach one and try to get some info out of him, he takes us down a side alley where we ask about the weird happenings in the city. The queens boy got ill he tells us, never been sick before, sugar people don’t get sick, and she closed the gates because of it. There’s all sorts of conspiracy theories. Illusion as a disguise is an option (for some “coin”) Breaking in is not advisable, but sneaking in is OK as there’s a secret tunnel. For another “coin” we can be taken to the thieves guild to get permission to use the tunnel or bribe some delivery staff (to hide us inside the delivery) Around the castle is a drawbridge with a strawberry milk moat. Sugar peoples weakness or allergy is water, hence why it never rains here, fire can also melt them. It’s heading towards evening now so we look around for a tavern but it looks like there is just the “Sweet roll” around, so we head there.
There is a toffee person behind the bar, which serves ciders, sugar-cane, Taffy Apple alcohol etc. We order drinks and confirm that upstairs is in fact accommodation. When we inquire he says it’s “with our drinks” and we get thrown a key. We chat further to him a little bit. The Queen’s eldest who is 12, is the one which is ill, and her youngest child is 8 or 9 but not ill as far as anyone we’ve talked to is aware. We head for an evening stroll through to the drawbridge. The guard’s are sugar human, and we chat to them a fair bit about the magical strawberry milk moat etc. They have cool hair (pretty colours etc) and say that no-one ever swims in the magic strawberry milk moat. They also believe the Queen is quite fair and just to work for, and the best people to talk to about meeting her would be the guard captains (who can be found in the barracks) Other things of interest that we learn include: that the milk has magical preservation, and they have a rotating guard because of the animal attacks. We then head back to the tavern to bed.

Day 16

Morning arrives and we have strawberry milk with our breakfast, which is cooked by the tavern staff. We then head off to find our “beggar” friend from the thieves guild. We are lead by him through some alleyways, a canal, a big iron door into the sewer system and then through an almost confusing set of passages. Our rangers north bumps are definitely interfered with during the journey. We arrive in a large room filled with people (mostly candy, some humans)
We talk to “Roger” (“Beof” is apparently our informants name) We learn more intel from Roger. It is not publicly known who fathered the queens children since she is widowed, tho a throne-holder is the only person able to self reproduce. The sick son fell into a coma and went to sleep. Bushwhacker seduces Roger (or attempts to) so now we get to talk to “Madam”.. We are led through a door in the back wall and hear a petite voice. In amongst lavish satins and silks with red rich blues and purples sits a petite woman with vibrant blonde hair on a “s chez lounge.” “How you doin Sugar” points Sensua to Madam, in a slightly sleazy attempt at romance/seductiveness. The pretty lady does not react and his hands are halstered with a sad face. Roger closes the door and kisses her hand. After some quiet chatting between them he stands in the corner. There is a moment of silence before she speaks to us.
There are a variety of errands/jobs available for us to do in exchange for disguises and help getting inside the castle or using the secret tunnel. Jobs on offer include owed money/debt collection, objects they had taken which they would love returned, and people disposed of etc. We ask for further details but she is reluctant to give too much detail upfront. We ask “is there not an honour amongst thieves?” (to which she responds that “We are not her thieves Deary” ie. that she is being cautious because she does not yet completely trust us. She tells Sensua that “You.. can call me Sugar” ;) and Vixen gags.. We indicate that we are most interested in collecting the missing items needing to be returned. The first, is a Vase made of Sugar. It is sugar crystal in a rare rock candy Pattern, and is basically an expensive decoration which was in the merchants position when stolen. The second item is an amulet made from bronze, with a symbol of a shield on it. This protection Amulet was inside her personal vault when it went missing.
We ask to speak to the boy who collected it and are taken to speak to him. He says that he “had a weird feeling” when he went to leave with the amulet. Roger and Cletus (the namer) both also knew about this job, which was taken from a manor house on the hill. The vault itself is very large and hidden behind the lavish curtain. Bushwacker He (Sensua) gets to view her bedroom/sleeping quarters and finds that her locked desk drawer (containing documentation of the larger jobs) has been broken into. After also investigating the safe, we find that “magical opening” was used to get into the safe exactly 1 week ago. We also check out Rogers room but this seems normal enough and nothing strikes us as unusual in there.

Session 6

Market district:

We are headed off to talk to a merchant about a missing vase.
We head to the market district to find Harvey-eh (Javier) and find an unattended set-up stall with the sign “Javiers wandering wonders”. It has an array of things such as plates & statues etc set out on a table. All are made of candy (in one way or another) Since the stall is currently unattended, we ask the neighbouring vendor where Javier is, and are told that he is out the back.
We head around back and find a dwarf-like candy-man with a beard. “Aye what do you want? He asks us. “A vase...” we reply. He says that there are plenty to choose from, but we indicate we are after a “particular vase” and he responds that we “had best come out back”... Once away from any interested ears, he asks if Madam sent us? and we tell him yes she did. He tells us that he had the vase stored safely inside the case and checked on it two hours before pick up, at which time it was there.. but when they came to collect it two hours later, the case was there but the vase inside was gone. The vase went missing around dusk, from inside the wagon. He believes only the guardsmen who checked his goods and the thieves guild knew about the item, so we DA the case to establish that no magic was used to open it. We find scratch marks on the lock. He tells us he obtained this vase six months ago, quite a few towns over, from a noble boy who wanted some “quick coin“ (some Lords son apparently) It is not very heavy but very fragile like glass.. mainly clear in colour with a few coloured rock candies in it (so small streaks of blues, purples etc.) “Licking” a sugar person is pondered.. He seems honest enough to us. He tells us he paid 10,000 silver for it but believes it is worth 6 to 7 digits through the thieves guild. The place he obtained it from was a months wagon drive away for him, but it should only be two weeks walk for us as we would be travelling in a more direct line.
The guardsman who checked his goods on return is named Jeffrey and we are told we can find him at the guards house so we head there to speak to him. At the guards house we tell them we are helping with an investigation and we would like to speak to Jeffrey please. We are let in to a large room which is primarily filled with bunk space, but also contains plenty of tables with various games and card games at play. Jeffrey is yelled for and a young guard steps forward to greet us. We ask him about the vase and he takes us away from the others for a more “private” conversation but essentially can offer no leads. He does, however mention that the Amber family reported an amulet missing recently, so we head to the Amber family home to investigate further. (It is indeed the same gingerbread house we were told about by our boy thief)
Everybody at the Amber family house is very well dressed, including the butler who answers the door. We are led to the office by another man, and behind a large solid chocolate desk sits lord Amber. He tells us the amulet was magical and passed down through generations of his family. He’s not entirely sure of the specifics but knows it is some form of protection magic. He shows us the glass case in the office where it lived. There are also two raven figures in the case which are very valuable (in fact the most valuable thing here) The last heroes to visit the castle were a knight and a Mage, which was four months ago. (He knows this because he entertains many travellers) We DA the case and find there is a magical durability on the glass case but it was not opened using any form of magic. Lord Amber has a son and two daughters. We also DA the window but find nothing of significance.
Once we leave, the beggar (Beof) comes to find us. Roger is missing. We return to the thieves guild with Beof. Apparently Roger left 10 minutes after we did. Vixen with that little lock pick and those magic fingers opens the door to Rogers room.. Upon closer inspection this time, we find a large hole underneath the floor boards beside his bed. Upon opening it we find a large f’ing vase shaped hole in the dirt! And an f’ing amulet shaped hole too! “All in the same hole.. That must’ve hurt” jokes Vixen. We decide that Sensua will need to console sugar once we tell her. We find out that she has been charmed (Cletus is here, so he helps us figure this out) He also tells us Roger was an E&E mage. We consult with him further regarding Locating Roger. Locate is in fact the best way to locate Roger (Locate is an E&E spell) or ranger tracking or celestial ask questions like ask the night sky.. Sugar tells us that the ravens in lord Amber‘s glass case on the hill are messenger ravens, and that Walter is an E&E also. It is evening now, so we decide to try and read the night sky, but we get less helpful answers such as “he you seek is where you will find him” “The vase is packed away with someone flying, heading west, far away where land is solid and does not decay..” and the Current location of amulet is: “Around the neck of man it does not belong to”.. Tracking Roger via rangering works much better, as we find the scuff marks indicating someone who is in a hurry.

Session 6

Day 18? Tracking Roger:

We follow the footsteps through the canals. They eventually lead us to a watergate to the city, and they then take off west. It is very dark now as the clouds are completely blocking the moon. Vixen and Sensua give us some light and we continue on. The tracks get harder (slower) to follow but once we follow them to the forest they become easier again.
We travel for another 2 hours before we see the flickering of light in the distance. Mulga casts Smite on us all, plus Sensua and myself have shadowforms. We backfire one of the E&E counterspells but it turns out to be a beneficial backfire.
As we approach we see the flicker is a low fire burning itself out. There is a tarp pegged up and then down, with a full looking bedroll in it. The elves can see faint invisibility but then Vixens Infra-vision shows a person seated cross legged in the tent entrance! (Not in the bedroll!) 4 out of 5 of us know silent tongue so we communicate this between ourselves.
Mulga throws his Javelin!? (stupidest nomination!) and as it was blindly thrown off into the darkness, he looses it. A second backfire counterspell goes off in the wrong place, and a third (this time a fire college backfire cast from Vixen) leaves her with temporarily disadvantaged stats. Roger stands with glowing red eyes and an evil look, smirks at us and says “I wondered when you would catch up” whilst drawing his weapon. Sensua and myself go around back of his tent and Roger steps forward to hit Mulga. I check inside the tent, but find only adventurer supplies and the vase (Roger is wearing the amulet) We all surround Roger (Sensua and myself from behind and the others on sides and front) and basically he gets “gangbanged” from us all on all sides. Mulga tries to grab the amulet from around Rogers neck. When it is my turn to hit him from behind, the red eyes diminish and he collapses onto Mulga.
We don’t want him dying just yet (just incase) so we stabilize him enough to survive. We then all try to DA him to find out some information. Invis is the last magic to impact and we find out that he was infact possessed.. We heal him up enough to keep him alive and stable, then we control entity him. Mulga then retrieves his javelin and we set up our tent and have a hot meal etc. It is less than five hours back to town but we feel it is best to rest here and recover our fatigue since we did travel here through the night. Roger is no longer dying and we have healed him up enough now that he can now become conscious.
When he does finally become conscious we ask him lots of questions.. (We used a ritualized spell so he has to answer our questions, without lying (he must answer truthfully but in the most difficult way possible.. Which he does!) Mulga cuts off Rogers finger and we discover that he is infact Human with an illusion on. He drops the illusion and we nickname Mulga “The fingering thief” Roger is actually a 5ft10 grey haired human man instead of a candy person.
His answers to our questions are as unhelpful as possible but still sometimes prove somewhat helpful. His answers include things such as “Personal reasons” (why did he need the money from stealing the vase?.. lol) Would we find those reasons interesting? No.. etc.. He was born via cabbage patch, in Candyland and his real GTN is Human. He asks something in response and gets an angry “No, you don’t ask the questions here!” His spells are: Enchanted weapon Rank9, Counterspells, Charm Rank6, Mass charm Rank6, Invis Rank6, Greater enchantment Rank5, Create poison dust Rank10, Opening Rank6, Mage lock Rank6 & Enchant Armour Rank4. We ask if he has any poison dust on him, which he does (in his boots) so we carefully confiscate this from him just to be safe.

Loot

• Five sets of leather armour
• Five hand & a half’s (Rank 4) which also have some blacksmith ranks
• A measly 10 silver!
• A set of keys!
• Monsieur woods longbow.
• six potions (3 red-orange healing, & 3 purple-blue witch-sight)
• a large stack of coinage which we determine to be 1000 silver.
• A true silver hand & a half with
• A very valuable magical scabbard. (It has a very intricate pattern and is also capable of spell storage)
• Our chest is very ornate & heavy & we estimated it to be between 5000 and 20,000 in value
• Our beautiful tent sleeps four persons and weighs 50 pounds.

Mil Sci

1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12
Seraph				Malga				Flayre
Vixen						Sensua

Calendar

Winter
	Moonday		Duesday		W'ansday		Th'rsday		Frysday		Reapsday		Sunday
	Samhain
Frost (7)
			1	Guild Meeting	2		3		4		5		6
	7		8		9		10	Solar / Wotan in Opposition	11		12		13
	14	Auspicious full moon.	15		16		17		18		19		20
	21		22		23		24	Wotan enters "North Wind"'	25		26		27
	28	Gatar Depression Solar Eclipse	29		30
Snow (8)
							1		2		3		4
	5		6		7		8		9	Moon enters "The Camel"	10		11
	12		13		14		15	Solstice	16		17	The Duke of Carzala's Winter Ball	18	Yuletide
	19	Days of Chaos	20	DoC 2	21	DoC 3	22	DoC 4	23	DoC 5	24	DoC 6	25	DoC 7
	26	DoC 8	27	DoC 9	28	DoC 10	29	DoC 11	30	Twelfth Night
Ice (9)
											1		2
	3		4		5		6	First Plough	7		8		9
	10		11	Wotan exits retrograde. Thunor enters "The Spear"	12		13		14		15		16
	17		18		19		20		21	Freya passes "The Lovers"	22		23
	24		25		26		27		28		29		30